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Apocalyptic Dogs

April 6, 2010

Featured Article, Video

I’m always on the lookout for signs of the coming Apocalypse. Like screw-top wine bottles. The book  “Sarah Palin: A New Kind of Leader.” Miley Cyrus giving “American Idol” finalists singing advice. Keanu Reeves’ career. And this video, which is nothing so much as a fairly amusing collection of talking/laughing dog video clips. How is that apocalyptic? Ever uploaded something to YouTube and been thrilled when it got, like, 400 hits? How many hits do you think a talking dog video gets? How about 2 million? Close? Not even. OK, 5 million. Not even close. Yes, yes, well then, like, 10 million (yeah, really?). No. Not-even-in-the-stadium. The actual number is at bottom. (Of course, I’ve now added to the hit count, so when the Apocalypse does come, I’ll be partly responsible for the world going to the jabbering dogs.) The future alien race that picks among the wreckage of human civilization will wonder what our pets were trying to tell us. (‘I will do anything for a liver treat .…’)

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