HUMOR: Buddhist bumper stickers and more
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Fall, 2001 Issue:
Spirit & Crisis

EDITOR'S NOTE
When Buddhists
Meet a bin-Laden

BUDDHASCOPE
Spiritual Spuds
& Alien Buddhas

DHARMATALK
On Revulsion
& Anger-Eating

FOUNDOBJECTS
Mohammed Never
Said be a Bomb

GUESTCOLUMN
Mental Muck-ups in
Post-Sept. 11 life

QUOTES
Words to the Wise
From the Wise

POETRY
Poetic Irreverence
from the Kitchen

READING ROOM
Useful Information
and Inspiration.

REVIEWS
Zen Pop by
Leonard Cohen

CONTACT US
About us.

SITE INDEX
A full index of
past features

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BUDDHIST BUMPER STICKERS
A photo-illustration by Douglas Imbrogno
Would YOU rather be sitting?

BY NOW, EVERYONE is familiar with the tale of the Buddhist monk who is walking down a New York City street and sees a Korean hot dog vendor.

"Please, sir," the monk tells the vendor. "Can you make me one with everytZen and the art of hot dogshing?"

But do you know what happened next?

The vendor's sign reads 'Hot Dogs---$2.' The Buddhist monk hands the street vendor a $5 bill. The vendor hands the monk his hotdog, but no change.

"What about my change?" asks the monk.

"Honorable sir," replies the vendor, bowing slightly. "Change comes from within..."


Wish I Was Here

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Zen Moderne: Issue 3
What's that you say about washing the dishes?

"Cosmologically Speaking": Issue 2
By Dr.Jim Geronimo, I.S.O.C.
How did the Universe come to be? The Buddha never said,
but Dr. Jim tries his hand at an explanation.

"The I-Ching Golf Swing": Issue 1
by Mitch Vingle.
Let the I-Ching help you make par?
What about the I-Ving?

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